You Should NEVER Trade on a Friday!

Hey everybody!

Welcome, it’s Thursday and we are just one more day away from enjoying the weekend.

As some of you may know, I’m not a fan of trading on Fridays. There are literally a bajillion things you could do instead to actually enjoy your day.

SO, lucky for you, I’ve compiled a list of things you can do on a Friday instead of trading.

Are you ready?

1. Adopt a puppy

Well, actually there are some long term consequences to adopting a puppy, so maybe that one isn’t the best idea or the way to start this list. 

2. Watch a movie

Now this one is a great idea because it will take tons of time out of your day, rendering you unable to trade during that time.

It’s genius. 

You could watch something like… well actually there aren’t really any movies that I’d recommend, so let’s just ignore that one too. 

3. Help a friend in need.

You cannot go wrong with this one.

Let’s say your friend was falsely accused of a crime like stabbing somebody in a drive-in movie theatre.

If you’ve ever seen the movie “The Outsiders” then you know where I’m going with this…

But I’m sure that won’t apply to you, so this probably doesn’t work either.

4. You could always eat a lot of Starbucks donuts and get so sick that you won’t be able to trade!

It’s possible I have a Starbucks related problem… Speaking of… 

5. Go to Starbucks.

You probably haven’t had coffee for like thirty minutes! What are you even doing with yourself? 

6. Catch up on all of those pesky vendettas.

Maybe you have someone that owes you money, so you need to go shake them down for that money.

Or maybe you want to get revenge…

Actually, this isn’t a really nice thing to do on any day of the week, so let’s skip this one. Don’t really know why I’d recommend this…. 

7.  You could buy the newest iPhone 11.

I actually already pre-order mine. It should be coming sometime in December of 2021.

8. Practice those fight club moves.

9. This one’s my favorite: Just trade anyway.

I don’t understand all this arbitrary “don’t trade on this day, but do trade on this day.”  

It doesn’t matter. Just trade and ignore the rest of the noise.

Happy soon-to-be trading Friday everyone!